The Commandments

Thanks to the great philosopher Mel Brooks, we all know how God gave his commandments to Moses.
God giving moses the commandments

There were fifteen commandments, not just the ten that survived.
So, what are the missing commandments?
Well, they might be:-
  1. Thou shalt not talk about Fight Club.
  2. Thou shalt not choose goofy names for thy kids.
  3. Thou shalt never admit her bum does indeed look big in that.
  4. Thou shalt not wear baseball caps backwards.
  5. Thou shalt only commit adultery if sure to get away with it

And never forget that six out of seven dwarves are not happy